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* Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
* Believing isn't Seeing, Seeing is Believing.
* Borrow money from pessimists- They won't expect it back .
* Expect the worst, Hope for the best .
* Fat people are more difficult to kidnap
* Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
* Good friends are like stars — you don't always see them , but you know they are always there .
* Government philosophy: If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is.
* If practice makes perfect , and nobody is perfect, then why practice?
* I always mean what I say but I don't always say what I mean.
* I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.
* If the left half of the brain controls the right hand, and the right half the left, then left-handed people are the only ones in their right minds.
* I'm going to live forever. Or die trying.
* Kill one person you're a murderer, kill ten people your a serial killer, kill a million and you get invited to a peace conference.
* Knowledge is knowing something . Wisdom is knowing what to do with that knowledge.
* Love makes time pass . Time makes love pass.
* Making the world smarter, one idiot at a time.
* Mankind can not, and will not, destroy its self. But a few men can.
* My body may be broken , but not my spirit .
* Never look down on anyone unless you're helping him up.
* Nobody is perfect. I am nobody.
* None of us are as stupid as all of us.
* Pray for what you want. Work for what you need.
* Practice does not make perfect…Perfect practice makes perfect.
* So close , and yet so far away .
* Talking about music is like dancing about architecture .
* The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average guy can see better than he can think.
* The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice .
* The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.
* The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire .(Helicopter pilot wisdom)
* The things we remember best are those better forgotten .
* There are three types of people in this world: the ones who keep you alive , the ones who would otherwise cause you to die, and the ones who somehow manage to do both at the same time.
* Those who don't make decisions never make mistakes.
* Violence is not the answer , however it is a pretty good guess .
* Violence is not the answer: Violence is the question; 'YES!' is the answer!
* Violence is the solution to every problem; if it's not solving the problem, you're not using enough of it.
* When you meet a stranger, give him a smile . It may be the only sunshine he sees all day.
* When you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with,you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible.
* Why be difficult when you can be impossible?
* Winners never quit , and quitters never win.
* Women can fake orgasms, men can fake the whole relationships.
* Zero is like the number one, but one less.
* Don't take life too seriously: it isn't permanent
* It's not the fall that kills you — it's the sudden stop at the end.
* Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.
* You can get more with a smile and a gun than you can with just a smile.