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Letter of complaint

30/03/2009
Dear Mr Friedberg,
I am writing to complain about the last three movies you made: “ Disaster Movie“, “Meet the Spartans“ and “Disaster Movie“. I recently saw all of them but unfortunately they are really bad.
In the first place you promise that your movies are very funny, but they don´t. The jokes are just lame. Only 5th graders would laugh when they hear the jokes. I know that these movies are meant to be parodys but you should show more respect to the original movies.
In addition to that the acting is very poor . You should have hired some well know actors . Maybe they would have saved the movies. Also the movies had lots of mistakes in them. For example the positions of furniture changed in several frames . The mistakes could have been avoided when you had edited the movie more carefully.
The worst thing is that the story was very boring and had lots of plotholes in it. Next time you should write a better script like you did in “ Scary Movie 3“
I would therefore like you to pay back my cinema ticket money and apologise to all your fans .
Yours sincerely,
Märt Lõkov