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L: Help me , I need some money for socks. My feet are cold
M: Go look from the garbage.
L: I alreadt did, but there 's no more socks in there.
M: Yea, but why should I care?
L: I'm your father .
M: What ???
L: I was your mums lover 20 years ago.
M: That can't be possible. My mom was married .
L: Her husband couldn't get children .
M: I don't belive you, you're lying .
L: Really ? I remember it like yesterday , it was a sunny day in 1990.
M: You have to prove it to me.
L: You're mum doesn't want to see me.
M: I don't care, let's go to the nearest hospital. My mum doesn't have to come
with us.
L: We'll go when you buy me new socks.
M: I'll buy you one right now and another one if you really are my father.
(few hours later).
M: Okey , we're here .
L: Okey, let's do the test, I want my other sock .
( even more hours later)
M: So here are our results , WTH you really are my father.
L: I told you so, where's my sock now ?
M: Forget your sock. We're gonna see my mother .
(even more more hours later in front of mother's house)
L: I haven't seen your mother in 20 years.
M: If you really are my father, she should remember you.
L: I'm scared.
M: Wait , i'm gonna talk to her.
L: OK, I'll wait here.
M: she said that she doesn't want to see you.
L: I know you're my son, but what's your name ?
M: My name is Bruce Willis. Who're you?
L: I've forgotten who I am.
M: You look like Sylvester Stallone.
L: Yea, I remember now, my last movie was sos bad, that I became a homeless person.
M: That's so sad.
L: Son, but I never got my sock.
M: Ok, let's go shopping for socks
L: Maybe you can buy me a new house, a car and clothes , I'm really tired of wearing
those Rocky clothes.
M: No, I need my money too, but I can buy you some clothes.
(A few hours later at the shopping centre)
L: I'll take that and this and that and this again.
M: I'll buy you the stuff but I want 20% from every movie you make.
L: No way, 5% max
M: Ok 15% ! that's my final offer .
L: 12% ! and That's my final offer!
M: Okey , I'll take it.
L: Let's go to the boxoffice, I shall collect my change 10 millions dollars
M: But why did I bought you're socks then ?
L: Because I wanted something to rember you by.
M: But you're rich , you can buy your own socks and why do you look like a homeless
guy?
L: I wanted you to be proud of me , My son.
M: You're the most caring father in the whole world.
L: And you're the most caring son in the whole world.
M: Now, Let's go see the latest "Die hard "
L: No let's go to the latest "Rocky"
M: No I have a better idea ... Let's go see "The Expendables"
L: Okey that's the best thing I heard in a while The Expendables is a great movie ,
Because we're both in it.
M: Let's go spend some quality time togheter like father and son should.