Tea
Launch meat.
What do cats call mice on skateboards?
"Meals on Wheels."
Why do you eat so fast?
I want to eat as much as possible before losing my appetite.
What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
Jack: Would you like some Egyptian Pie?
Jill: What's Egyptian pie?
Jack: You know, the kind mummy used to make.
The customer asked: "Do you serve crabs here?"
"Yessir," repplied the waiter. "We'll serve just about anybody."
What starts with "t" ends with "t" and is filled with "t"?
A teapot.
Why did the man eat at the bank?
He wanted to eat rich food.
What does the richest person in the world make for dinner every night?
Reservations.
Why don't chickens play sports?
Because they hit fowl balls.
What has ears but can't hear a thing?
A cornfield.
Where does a bat eat his dinner?
On home plate, and he has a ball.
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