Welcome to the Devil's Den. I'm a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants You're a weirdo, Wolfy, you're into powdered wigs & poop! And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus! You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless! I'm rich, acclaimed, and famous, I'm on playlists, I'm the AList! You're the lamest, kiss my ass AAAAAmadeus [Mozart:] Was that a verse, or did you just get the hiccups? I'm a prodigy, Sonny, and I'm about to smack a bitch up! My music is 200 years old, and it's still excellent! In two more months the world will forget about your Skrillexcrement. I can't believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house You're like an emo Steve Urkel and you *ooh* reek of dead mouse! I am the world's greatest composer! No one knows what you are! Except a lonely little troll who knows how to press a spacebar! [Skrillex:] I attack! You decay
physical abuse in 14 days? If there were no nancial constraints, if I had access to the doctors and drugs of Olympic and professional athletes, could I do it? Or, perhaps more likely, would I just go bankrupt or kill myself? In the end, I did come close to killing myself (easy to avoid, thankfully), but I reversed almost all of my "permanent" injuries. It took closer to six months, but the end result was well worth the hiccups along the way. Let us begin with a cautionary tale, and then we'll move on to how to reap the bene ts without the screwups. The $10,000 Lesson I was sitting on a doctor's table in Tempe, Arizona, battling the ice-cold air conditioning as I stared, not through Jacques' keyhole, but at a bulging transverse colon. It was gorgeous. The bulbous organ was right in the middle of an anatomical poster on the wall, and for some