THE CAPITALIST NIGER
You have to be John, Paul, Peter, Michael, Charles, Anthony or any of the other stupid names you have
to answer before becoming a Christian. In all my years, I have never seen a Caucasian answer to an
African name. In fact, I knew a Caucasian Pastor in my area for over 30 years; he spoke our language
perfectly well, had two children, but never thought it good enough to name them after any of our
perfectly godly names: Chika (God is the highest), Chuku (God), Chineke (God the creator), Chinyere
(Given by God), Chinenye (God gives), Chukwuemeka (God has done his best). He never thought it was
good enough to give his children African names. Even our King, had to change his name to John so that
he could be baptized.
If you want your children to be successful, you have to send them to the British Schools if you were from
the former British colonies; to France, if you are from the former French colonies. The highest honour is