The 4-Hour Body - An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat-Loss, Incredible Sex, and Becoming Superhuman - Timothy Ferriss
M Rehearsing one-line explanations in my head was getting tiring, and the queue ahead of
me wasn't getting shorter. I started shifting impatiently from foot to foot, like a boxer
waiting for the bell, or a three-year old preparing to wee himself.
Understandably, this behavior made the older midwestern couple to my right nervous. I
considered telling them, "Just be glad I didn't go with plan A," but I had a feeling this would
make things worse.
Plan A, to be clear, was awesomely stupid.
Plan A was to wear a 50-pound weighted vest through security and onto the plane headed for
Central America.
Two days earlier, I'd explained the rationale to a friend:
"I don't know if the gyms will have what we need, so I would at least have the vest."
"Hmmmm ... okay."
"But it's too heavy to check as luggage, so I'll just wear it. The only downside is it might be
impossible to get in the overhead bin, so I'd have to wear the damn thing for the whole ight.