Aforismid
Kurb kui kellestki, keda sa tunned, saab keegi, keda sa tundsid.
Kas päike tuli välja,või sa lihtsalt naeratasid?
Pilk võib osutuda hinge reeturiks
Sõber on see, kes sulle südamesse ei situ, kui oled selja pööranud
You're just like a cute little puppy dog that followed me home.
Unfortunately I'm more of a cat person.
My parents said I could be anyone I wanted, so I became an asshole.
I wasn't born a bitch, guys made me this way.
Yealousy is what makes a bitch talk
I like poetry, long walks on a beach and pokind dead things with a stick.
Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
Friends are like condoms - they're there for you when things get hard.
Girls fake orgasms, guys fake relationships
I'm on Prozac, Rogaine and Viagra - I'm happy, hairy and horny.
Guys are like buses - another one will be along in 5 minutes.
"I love you" is eight letters, so is "Bullshit".