Nali: The World According to Student Bloopers
" Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to
Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth
Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes
and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by
one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedl insane
actor. This ruined Booth's career.
Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a
book called "Candy". Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the
apples are flaling off the trees.
Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and
half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present
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