Aforismid
Unfortunately I'm more of a cat person.
My parents said I could be anyone I wanted, so I became an asshole.
I wasn't born a bitch, guys made me this way.
Yealousy is what makes a bitch talk
I like poetry, long walks on a beach and pokind dead things with a stick.
Falling feels like flying until you hit the ground.
Friends are like condoms - they're there for you when things get hard.
Girls fake orgasms, guys fake relationships
I'm on Prozac, Rogaine and Viagra - I'm happy, hairy and horny.
Guys are like buses - another one will be along in 5 minutes.
"I love you" is eight letters, so is "Bullshit".
No Matter What I Do , I Always Forget To Forget You
You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live
without
It is nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice...
Friends are angels , who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble rememberinf how to
fly .
annaabi.ee 
