Nali: The World According to Student Bloopers
They killed him. Socrates died from
an overdose of wedlock.
In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the
victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their
own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what
their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians
had more men.
Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place
for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the
battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was
a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
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