Nali: The World According to Student Bloopers
History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place
for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the
battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was
a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King
Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw,
and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free
man should be hanged twice for the same offense.
In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many
poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple
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