Humpty Dumpty from Through the Looking-Glass
It would be way easier if some had,
let's say, both eyes on one side of their nose.
I love my life. I sit here, with my legs crossed, on this high and narrow wall and I am not
afraid to fall. Well and even if I did fall, which will never happen, then the king promised me
to send all his horses and his men and put me in my place again. But there is no need for it
since this wall is my home and I am very sure in my capability of staying here.
My most valuable asset is my cravat. It sometimes upsets me when others can't tell the
difference between a cravat and a belt. It is just one of those things you know, that gets you all
upset. But anyhow the cravat was an un-birthday present from the White King and Queen. I
just love un-birthdays! Imagine that 364 presents a year. What a delight.
I consider myself very wise and helpful. I know a great deal of words and I am very good at
giving words meanings