Nali: The World According to Student Bloopers
Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America
while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims
crossed the Ocean, and the was called the Pilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were
greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried
porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal
to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born.
Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send
their pacels through the post with- out stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls
over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing
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