I came to realize then: it's really not that hard to die. And that's when I started thinking about storing my genetic material. Yes, my little swimmies. In this sidebar, I'll talk about the process, how I did it, and why it's cheap insurance in an unpredictable world. I'll also throw in some curious details (sexy time!) just for entertainment. Doing the research, the pros far outweigh the cons: 1. Men are becoming progressively infertile. Go munch on some soy crisps for a mouthful of phytoestrogens, or just stick with preservatives. It's hard to avoid testicle-unfriendly food and toxins. Talk to endocrinologists who do clinical analysis and also get your sperm count measured. It is probably less than your dad's. Real-world Children of Men (for men) is in full effect. 2. Many medical conditions and procedures (cancer treatment, for example) can render men 2